Matthew Parris's Scorn is a selection of the funniest, sharpest, rudest and most devastating insults in history, from ancient Roman graffiti to the battlefields of Twitter. There's no pleasure like a perfectly-turned put-down (when it's directed at somebody else, of course) and Matthew Parris's Scorn is a selection of the funniest, sharpest, rudest and most devastating insults in history, from ancient Roman graffiti to the battlefields of Twitter. Drawing on bile from such masters as Dorothy Parker, Elizabeth I, Donald Trump, Groucho Marx, Winston Churchill, Mae West and Alastair Campbell, Scorn includes everything from the perfect elegant riposte to a brutal verbal sledgehammer. A few examples: 'Authors are easy to get on with - if you're fond of children.' Michael Joseph I married beneath me - all women do.' Nancy Asquith 'Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.' Albert Einstein
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- 01 Jun – Brandi Carlile (1981–), American alternative country and folk/rock singer-songwriter
- 01 Jun – Ferron (1952–), Canadian folk singer and songwriter
- 03 Jun – Josephine Baker (1906–1975), American dancer, singer and actress
- 03 Jun – Alla Nazimova (1879–1945), Russian actress
- 04 Jun – Val McDermid (1955–), Scottish suspense novel writer
- 05 Jun – Lisa Cholodenko (1964–), American film and TV writer-director
- 05 Jun – Suze Orman (1951–), American financial advisor, author, columnist and TV host
- 06 Jun – Sandra Bernhard, American comedian, actress, singer and writer
- 06 Jun – Violet Trefusis (1894–1972), English writer and socialite
- 08 Jun – Kim Stolz (1983–), American model, TV personality, author and finance executive
- 08 Jun – Marguerite Yourcenar (1903–1987), French novelist
- 09 Jun – Parinya Charoenphol (1981–), Thai boxer, model and actress
- 09 Jun – Bülent Ersoy (1952–), Turkish singer and actress
- 11 Jun – Renée Vivien (1877–1909), British poet
- 12 Jun – Djuna Barnes (1892–1982), American writer
- 15 Jun – Bif Naked (1971–), Canadian singer-songwriter, actress and motivational speaker
- 16 Jun – Jenny Shimizu (1967–), American model and actress
- 17 Jun – Evelyn Irons (1900–2000), Scottish journalist and war correspondent
- 17 Jun – Phyllida Lloyd (1957–), English theatre and film director
- 19 Jun – Elisabeth Marbury (1856–1933), theatrical/literary agent and author
- 21 Jun – Meredith Baxter (1947–), American actress and producer
- 21 Jun – Kate Brown (1960–), American politician and Governor of Oregon
- 21 Jun – Lana Wachowski (1965–), American film director, screenwriter and producer
- 24 Jun – Stacy Sykora (1977–), retired American volleyball player
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